Pickles by Brian Crane for April 21, 2016

Hang Tough, Opal! No telling what he will want next!

She does it too….. only under the sheets.

Women fart more quietly; therefore getting away with them unless they smell bad!

I’m sure they had chamber pots under the bed when they were young.

He makes it sound as though his bathroom is in the next county.

Not on a lot of wish-lists I fear!!!

Only once I got caught in the dark by the seat left up! I always check and have done for the last 28 years!

That seat works both ways…

He’s lucky he doesn’t have to go out to the outhouse.

I have a chamber pot! Of course I live alone!!! :)

Reminds me…..You can always tell when a man has just used the Xerox machine.

I remember an episode of Tool Time where Tim was showing off his new “man’s” bathroom. It featured a tip-out urinal in the wall that flushed itself when you returned it to it’s normal position. It may have been a real product but I could never find one.

I wouldn’t let you either, Earl!

xxx

Maybe it’s because Earl wants one like this

I have to put the seat down – for the cat.

He could always sleep in the bathtub.

I’m not looking forward to flying cars. Just think how many more wrecks there will be when people are driving in 3 dimensions.

I have never known a dog that, when having a choice, wouldn’t prefer to deposit in the neighbor’s yard, rather than his own. I even had one who would go through a chainlink fence ( no easy feat for a large dog ) so that the awful offal landed next door and not in his yard !I loved that dog !

Yes, they do but my uncle was the master..My step mother’s former sister in law was even more proficient!

Not buying a Japanese toilet then?

We all think the "other’ person’s fart smells worse the the one we just let go!!

so put a hammock in the bathroom