Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 21, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago

    All right, get some scarier glasses. Maybe a mask.

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    emptc12  about 8 years ago

    I don’t believe in ghosts. If you’d have known as many as I have, you wouldn’t believe in them, either- archy

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Harsh; very harsh.

    (But, Gary and CLG, you are correct! Tee hee hee! Ha ha hah! Guffaw!)

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    No-Face (カオナシ)  about 8 years ago

    Don’t pester the poltergeist.

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    Malcolm Hall  about 8 years ago

    How about if he wore a pair of shades? Gucci.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I laughed. Does that make me a bad person?

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago

    He would be a scarier ghost if he took off an arm, or his nose. But how would he smell? Still like something died.

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    gmoldmule  about 8 years ago

    Wait, he’s not from Easter Island is he?

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