Adam: I finished my novel!! Laura: That's so great, Adam! Congratulations! Adam: Now I just send it to publishers. Laura: Great! Adam: What do you think one wears to a bidding war? Laura: Hmm. Pants, at least.
Woah, but what about the months of frantic editing and crippling self doubt?!?
bidding war? you need to proof read and edit it first
Who wants to think about all that work? It’s much more fun to think about the money you’ll make instead.
And a shirt and jacket, don’t forget those. You don’t want to go to a bidding war bare-chested and have a few women publishers faint! Ha-ha.
Since his novel is about monkeys, maybe he should wear a hair shirt.
I see he managed to brush all the confetti off……..or did Andre forget to throw it. Bruno – good plan. Cover all your bases.
What should Adam wear to a bidding war?Pants… and a tin-foil hat to block the mind-control rays from the less-ethical publishers.
If only it were this easy…
Take thick skin.
snarkm over 8 years ago
Woah, but what about the months of frantic editing and crippling self doubt?!?
Ol Skool over 8 years ago
bidding war? you need to proof read and edit it first
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Who wants to think about all that work? It’s much more fun to think about the money you’ll make instead.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
And a shirt and jacket, don’t forget those. You don’t want to go to a bidding war bare-chested and have a few women publishers faint! Ha-ha.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Since his novel is about monkeys, maybe he should wear a hair shirt.
Perkycat over 8 years ago
I see he managed to brush all the confetti off……..or did Andre forget to throw it. Bruno – good plan. Cover all your bases.
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
What should Adam wear to a bidding war?Pants… and a tin-foil hat to block the mind-control rays from the less-ethical publishers.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
If only it were this easy…
Meinhart over 8 years ago
Take thick skin.