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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 15, 2016
April 14, 2016
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Transcript:
How to get a physicist to date you: I want you. By symmetry, we can predict that you want me. That would simplify things...
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
… except you’re still a psycho.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
And, by assuming that what worked before will work again under similar conditions, we can claim that foreplay is unnecessary and just go to the multiple climaxes.
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
Sorry. First you have to demonstrate that such a symmetry exists.
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
To date me, I think I would need an archaeologist.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
Instead of a big bang, I foresee a reaction equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.