The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 29, 2016

Perhaps the cook’s name is John, and he’s serving Veal Parm-a-John. Just forgot the hyphens.

I would think an authentic recipe would be called Veal Parma Gianni.

Any one of those would be better than Veal Paramecium

At least it’s not Veal Paramedic, which is served with an ambulance and stomach pump on standby.

This isn’t Thor’s diner is it?

I guess that they don’t have a dictionary.