Some Basketball Sanders mash-up. As if a basketball team winning titles is the same as banks who use predatory lending, hiding money off shore, tax shelters for the rich who receive corporate welfare. This toon would make sense if every team but the Lakers got 2 players, the Lakers started the game with 50 points, and the refs were pay-for-play.
Off Topic; You don’t understand urban crows:’ Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.” ’’
Happy Two Shoes about 8 years ago
Back to right wing fantasy land.Do you people ever talk about the real issues?
lonecat about 8 years ago
Of course socialists call for full employment, that means a job for everyone, and decent pay. But I guess Payne just likes to make up stuff.
Mr. Blawt about 8 years ago
Some Basketball Sanders mash-up. As if a basketball team winning titles is the same as banks who use predatory lending, hiding money off shore, tax shelters for the rich who receive corporate welfare. This toon would make sense if every team but the Lakers got 2 players, the Lakers started the game with 50 points, and the refs were pay-for-play.
Weboh about 8 years ago
You don’t know enough liberals then. ;)
lonecat about 8 years ago
Yeah, sure.
superposition about 8 years ago
Off Topic; You don’t understand urban crows:’ Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say “Cah”, none could say “Truck.” ’’
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1l888r/the_crow_mystery/
Happy Two Shoes about 8 years ago
And I rely on the volunteer army to supply the carrion. Who shall I kill sir!
Alpha Shark about 8 years ago
Where’s my provocative post from yesterday?
Alpha Shark about 8 years ago
The power to do things FOR you is the power to do things TO you.
Alpha Shark about 8 years ago
The power to do things FOR you is the power to do things TO you.