Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 06, 2016
May 05, 2016
May 07, 2016
Transcript:
MAn: How in the world did you beat me in eight straight chess matches!?! Rip Haywire: Doc, I got bigger problems than making you stink at chess. You ever feel like you're a square tank in a round tunnel? Man: Is that your girl over there fighting off that man's flirty advances? Rip Haywire: Yes, and she's whooping him all wrong! Her thumbs are going to be sore tomorrow!
KeepKeeper over 8 years ago
You gotta be smart to stay alive in Rip’s business
ericbrower over 8 years ago
Is that guy smiling after Breezy hit him? He’s not just a creep. He’s a masochist.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 8 years ago
Your right Rip, Breezy is whooping him wrong…there should have been some teeth knocked out!
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
The fact that he’s smiling proves she’s doing it all wrong. But look on the bright side, Rip…Chances are she’ll need you to KA-Kiss her boo-boo’s.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Yeah, my karate sensei is constantly telling me to mind my thumbs.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
EGAD! Is Rip wearing a TIE in Panel One?
Dennett Premium Member over 8 years ago
She had to punch him? Whatever happened to “No Means No”? The blond guy won’t be smiling when she files a sexual assault complaint.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Oh, Lord… I just thought of something…Does this mean Rip now knows how to work the coffee machine?