Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 06, 2016
May 05, 2016
May 07, 2016
Transcript:
MAn: How in the world did you beat me in eight straight chess matches!?! Rip Haywire: Doc, I got bigger problems than making you stink at chess. You ever feel like you're a square tank in a round tunnel? Man: Is that your girl over there fighting off that man's flirty advances? Rip Haywire: Yes, and she's whooping him all wrong! Her thumbs are going to be sore tomorrow!
Is that guy smiling after Breezy hit him? He’s not just a creep. He’s a masochist.