B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 03, 2016

These guys are definitely not packing.

Valka, maybe they are at the entrance?

At my age, I might be charged with assault with a dead weapon.

It’s painful just to think about where a nudist might be concealing weapons.

Small holdout pistol under large breasts? Uncomfortable I’m sure.

Brings new meaning to “Got any lead in your pencil?”.

Some nudes carry their weapons with them at all times…

assault with a friendly weapon?

Unfortunately, that does not go without saying. I saw an episode of Macgyver where even though the bad guy was strip searched, he still took a poison needle from a phony scar when his guards were in another room.

Well. You know. It goes without saying that…

I’m reminded of Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters. The entire human population resorted to nudity to ensure that no alien parasites were attached to them.

It seems that nothing that ‘Goes without saying’ ever goes unsaid, but many things that need saying go without saying all the time. I love you Dad.

It’s why there are occasional strip searches at airports these days. I know… I was searched once!

In spite of the billions spent on the farcical security, the TSA failed over 90% of the time! I will never fly commercial air again…

Reminds me of an incident. I was in bed during SANDY when I heard someone calling " Is anybody here!". I got of bed and walked out of the room. A sheriff’s deputy was there and told me the wind had blown the French doors open and the alarm had gone off. I hadn’t heard it (half deaf and a heavy sleeper). It was only then that I remembered I was totally naked. I apologized and he left. Later I thought “At least he knew I wasn’t armed!!!”

I hope that there’s no poison ivy nearby.