Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 14, 2019

put the words right in his mouth

Liar, it’s flat:>)

Steve talks about as well as Trump does.

anyone else remember the kids show ’big blue marble"?

This is Major Steve to Ground Control

I’m stepping through the door

And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

For here

Am I sitting in a tin can

Far above the world

Planet Earth is blue

And there’s nothing I can do

Sorry, Opus, but you’re not “among the stars”, you’re in a low Earth orbit. Don’t let that spoil your enjoyment, though. I’d trade places with you!

Poet? Not yet. We almost had a teacher in space. A moment of sad recollection for her.

This is actually known as “Microsoft Talk” – Technically accurate, but of no use whatsoever…

Steve Dallas speaks for his generation. What eloquence….