Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 15, 2019

Asleep? You can say that again. More likely hung over.

In space, no one can hear you belch.

Think you’re hot now …

How exactly was he going to drink that?

They have a special lid for stuff like that, now. (NASA must have read this panel…)

He’ll be really hot before landing.

The US has a strict rule – no adult beverages are EVER allowed in space.

The International Space Station is, for a long time now, only accessible by Russian Space Forces.

Guess how likely the US rule is enforced on a Russian space mission!!

Then again, much as when backpacking, the bulk-to-benefit ratio demands that only the “hard stuff” get lifted into space.

“You see that up there, Billy? That’s what they call a ‘Shooting Star’. They don’t usually make that ‘AAAAAAAAAA’ sound, though…”

Billy Beer?

For every carbonation, there is an equal and opposite reaction… Maybe that explains the sign on the side of the Atlas V; “Shake Well Before Launching”.

Dilly, Dilly – Doofus

Thank goodness for cartoon physics. Otherwise that can would have exploded a long time ago in the near vacuum of space.

and wouldn’t his helmet present a challenge?

We are in awe of Steve Dallas, astronaut and beer-propelled re-entry vehicle….