Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 17, 2020

Upper-class boy… who, Steve Dallas??

When she said Law School, she meant corporate or keeping rich people out of jail.

My son, the truck driver.

I don’t remember which standup comic said he used to be a lawyer, but to save his mom embarrassment told her that he was a piano player in a bordello.

I certainly don’t want that knucklehead on the road in anything larger than a scooter.

I sympathize, Steve. I had a satisfactory career, but Mom always wanted me to be something else or to have a back-up career ready to go….