Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 19, 2020

Please! Take my money, NOW!!!

No turnip twaddlers?

Sounded like the pitch for the Sledgeomatic…

There are times I like to watch infomercials just because of how bad they are.

I still use a Chop-A-Matic. Handy for small amounts.

Gateway to the Turnip Twaddler order.

Imagine Opus with online shopping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnqtGjHJjs8

Ronco and K-Tel, where are you now that we need you, sigh

Yeah, watch all that late night TV and all of a sudden a bunch of stuff you never wanted shows up at your door. Or at Steve’s…

With all the Slap Chops in their basement, you’d think measures would have been taken against this by now.

Opus is susceptible to the late night TV infomercials that used to abound (maybe they still do on some stations, but none that I watch). He needs drastic limitation of viewing privileges!

“diaper steamer?” Aack!!