Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 27, 2020

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    The Moose Group  over 4 years ago

    Opus, there is this new invention called a LIGHTSWITCH. You just click and (GASP!) you can see where you’re sitting.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Adjust personal settings before operating equipment.

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    Gary Fabian  over 4 years ago

    If men were to pee with the seat down, it just get messier.

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    Wren Fahel  over 4 years ago

    Our first apartment was a small, 3-room section of an old house, with radiator heat. Some brain surgeon thought it was a good idea to put carpeting in our tiny bathroom. There’s no feeling like waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and feeling the cold squish squish because the radiator leaked – again – all over the carpet.

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    MCProfessor  over 4 years ago

    Toilet seat rules; look down, if the seat is down and you want it up put it up, if the seat is up and you want it down put it down, if the seat is in the desired position proceed.

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    claudia.sawyer  over 4 years ago

    The seat and lid should always be closed when not being used or cleaned.

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    Vinnie Vidivici   over 4 years ago

    If you find that the seat is up, it’s just my little guarantee that there’s no pee on it.

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    einarbt  over 4 years ago

    Opus looks a bit different over in Outland, Trump related, https://www.gocomics.com/outland/2020/04/27

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