Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 16, 2021

American Commode Location Union?

Actually, I believe it’d be stainless steel with no lid or seat.

“If you prefer, we can give you a cell with a hole in the floor.”

You just wait. He’ll be demanding organic herring for dinner.

You know how he knows it’s the East Wing? It’s on the right.

You think that’s bad, my brother just bought a former tavern built in the mid 1700s complete with a three hole privy! Two adult seats and one for the kids.

It’s more convenient when you have to pee in the middle of the night.

I can’t remember how this storyline ended but did it include Mr. P. Opus feeling like he deserved a pardon?

You’d rather a “suite” without, Opus?

Everything the ACLU (Anti Christian Lawyers Union) spews can go straight into the commode.

Just ask for organic….