Up for a good cleaning?
Woman seeks mate quick, or woman seeks quick mate?
He may be a lousy lover, but you’ll get your cleaning done.
Six months is still plenty of time to regret that decision.
At least she didn’t want Opus.
He has 6 children with 4 different mothers.
When Haley’s comet hits she wants to go out with a bang.
She should just go down to the Quik-E Mate…
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Gracious, Dear, get down to the store and lay in a supply of cucumbers if you’re in that much of a hurry.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He is spick and span
Six months! Eat! Drink! Be merry ( or just “marry”)! For tomorrow, we die!
Kinda comet-crazy, aren’t they? Don’t believe everything you read in the news….
Berkeley Breathed
Imagine about 3 years ago
Up for a good cleaning?
Randallw about 3 years ago
Woman seeks mate quick, or woman seeks quick mate?
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
He may be a lousy lover, but you’ll get your cleaning done.
Chithing Premium Member about 3 years ago
Six months is still plenty of time to regret that decision.
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
At least she didn’t want Opus.
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
He has 6 children with 4 different mothers.
petermerck about 3 years ago
When Haley’s comet hits she wants to go out with a bang.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
She should just go down to the Quik-E Mate…
( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡ )
Holden Awn about 3 years ago
Gracious, Dear, get down to the store and lay in a supply of cucumbers if you’re in that much of a hurry.
old_geek about 3 years ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
He is spick and span
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Six months! Eat! Drink! Be merry ( or just “marry”)! For tomorrow, we die!
Kinda comet-crazy, aren’t they? Don’t believe everything you read in the news….