Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 21, 2021

Up for a good cleaning?

Woman seeks mate quick, or woman seeks quick mate?

He may be a lousy lover, but you’ll get your cleaning done.

Six months is still plenty of time to regret that decision.

At least she didn’t want Opus.

He has 6 children with 4 different mothers.

When Haley’s comet hits she wants to go out with a bang.

She should just go down to the Quik-E Mate…

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Gracious, Dear, get down to the store and lay in a supply of cucumbers if you’re in that much of a hurry.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

He is spick and span

Six months! Eat! Drink! Be merry ( or just “marry”)! For tomorrow, we die!

Kinda comet-crazy, aren’t they? Don’t believe everything you read in the news….