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Eating cheese AND drinking coffee? Someoneâs looking to become an insomniac! *laughter* Cheese stops you from pooping and the coffee will keep you awake. Sounds like a lose/lose proposition to me!  *laughter*
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Opus is now a social media influencer.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Just go back to the personals and start appreciating that there are worse things you could be doing.
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
I enjoy a wedge of Brie with a cup of coffee after dinner. Didnât know I was a trend follower.
Chithing over 3 years ago
Lifestyle: an umbrella that gets larger every day.
josballard over 3 years ago
Whatâs wrong with kinky secretaries?
old_geek over 3 years ago
That is âReal Newsâ in todayâs âjournalismâ.
Diat60 over 3 years ago
The staircase to promotion has many many rungs.
csmm7 over 3 years ago
Go Opus! No more Karens!!
Andrew Moore over 3 years ago
Now you know âŠ
schaefer jim over 3 years ago
Find a dandelion Opus!
geekboy_x over 3 years ago
Im trying to figure out why kinky secretaries would be a bad thing.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
I guess the Lifestyles Desk is indeed a step up from Personals, and Opus may even learn to love brie; who knows?
And at least the Bloom County Bulletin maintains a Lifestyles section!
Red33410 about 3 years ago
An anagram of âkinky secretariesâ is âTricksier Yankees.â
Red33410 about 3 years ago
An anagram of âpersonals deskâ is ârankless dopes.â
Red33410 about 3 years ago
An anagram of âsocial media influencerâ is âcareful, insane domicile.â
Red33410 almost 3 years ago
The cheese also helps to keep your BMs solid! win/win
Red33410 over 1 year ago
Eating cheese AND drinking coffee? Someoneâs looking to become an insomniac! *laughter* Cheese stops you from pooping and the coffee will keep you awake. Sounds like a lose/lose proposition to me!  *laughter*