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There are some over the counter creams that work just fine. Also not as expensive as a mailorder bride. Had one here in our small burg and she dressed like a Ho!
Imagine about 3 years ago
No morals, no contradictions.
Lana M. about 3 years ago
While I object to slavery of any color, I might consider massaging Opus’ feet as an act of voluntary kindness.. :)
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
Not what most guys would like massaged.
Red33410 about 3 years ago
“…moral contradiction in which you always see me caught!”
einarbt about 3 years ago
I am fairly certain that this is not how it plays out for our ‘friend’ here.
Chithing Premium Member about 3 years ago
As long as he doesn’t choose from the Full Metal Jacket section, he stands a chance.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
“…Which makes my feet itch!”
mindjob about 3 years ago
The mail order bride industry is in a slump because of supply chain issues.
sandflea about 3 years ago
If all you want is devotion and pampering, get one of those blow-up love dolls. It would be a lot cheaper, and they don’t talk back either.
Kabana_Bhoy about 3 years ago
And Just Like That…
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
There are some over the counter creams that work just fine. Also not as expensive as a mailorder bride. Had one here in our small burg and she dressed like a Ho!
TheSkulker about 3 years ago
Not life-long, Steve. Only until she sees though you, gets her citizenship and a divorce.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
“White” slavery. Isn’t that the 9-5 40 hour week?
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Opus is suffering from immoral foot itch and the personal embarrassment of moral ambiguity. There is no known cure, no matter what Dr. Scholl says….