Poor Opus. He’s a wonderful friend, but it’s a small wonder indeed that he has such a hard time getting a date and finds it impossible to keep a girlfriend. It’s not just the herring-breath; he’s a penguin. That means that nature has “blessed” him with a cloaca. IOW, apart from an absurdly huge and attractive honker, he otherwise has no “masculine wherewithal” whatsoever. That may also explain why he keeps looking into his BVD’s so wistfully. Now if he were a duck, goose, or swan… But life just isn’t fair, especially for poor Opus.
I’d forgotten the meeting of first ladies. for those who don’t remember it was a big deal when the leaders of the US and USSR met, their wives also met with all the media glory. Bloom county was one of the few to point out how moronic it was as the leaders talk nuclear weapons the wives are talking about….?
angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wasn’t that Draw Bill contest real?
Alexander the Good Enough almost 3 years ago
Poor Opus. He’s a wonderful friend, but it’s a small wonder indeed that he has such a hard time getting a date and finds it impossible to keep a girlfriend. It’s not just the herring-breath; he’s a penguin. That means that nature has “blessed” him with a cloaca. IOW, apart from an absurdly huge and attractive honker, he otherwise has no “masculine wherewithal” whatsoever. That may also explain why he keeps looking into his BVD’s so wistfully. Now if he were a duck, goose, or swan… But life just isn’t fair, especially for poor Opus.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 3 years ago
innocent times—-1985
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 3 years ago
I’d forgotten the meeting of first ladies. for those who don’t remember it was a big deal when the leaders of the US and USSR met, their wives also met with all the media glory. Bloom county was one of the few to point out how moronic it was as the leaders talk nuclear weapons the wives are talking about….?
Bob Blumenfeld almost 3 years ago
Love the subtext in the cigarette ad.
GreggW Premium Member almost 3 years ago
More proof if you needed it that the syndicate really doesn’t give a damn.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Hey! I coulda been a winna!
If only I had entered the contest back in "85!
gopogogo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder if that Albuquerque PO box still exists.