Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 25, 2022

First, Steve would wonder how he even ended up getting married.

Spock would be proud of you. Your logic is impeccable.

Mrs. Whacker needs her own strip.

She may have a point there. Steve should go at it from a “justifiable homicide” perspective.

I had a g/f when this strip came out originally who was very enamored of mrs whacker. she was fond of saying ’whacking whack"

If I called my wife “pudge-pot” she might “axe” me too

“He had it coming, He had it coming, He only had himself to blame, If you’da been there, If you’da seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!”

Dick Clark had “Censored Bloopers”? Wow! seriously? That might be worth watching more than most of whatever they program now.

I wasn’t on her side until she mentioned Dick Clark Bloopers. Oh the horror!!!!

She gave him the axe because the druggist was out of arsenic

If only he made bad coffee. That would be grounds for murder.

All these year later and I still use the “pudge pot” line

Doesn’t she look like Granny from the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons?

Gotta love Mrs. Whacker! Just be careful how you do it, and don’t turn your back on her.

Maybe a competent lawyer could get her a reduced sentence….