Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 07, 2022

Those crafty Klingons.

“Shut up, Wilbur, and load the photon torpedoes.”

Words to live by

No photon torpedoes. K-Mart says they’re on back order.

The Wild Chunky Spunky Planet of Mary Lou Retton Clones. Bet Cap’n Kirk would have loved it.

Klingons don’t use photon torpedoes.

This is probably my all-time favorite Bloom County strip. I remember cutting it out of the paper and taping to my wall back in the day.

The drivers are both elderly so how do these knuckleheads know one of them aren’t disabled in some manner? The drawing isn’t specific enough to tell if they have a handicapped sign.

One of my all time favorite Bloom’s. I cut this out of a news paper originally and had it posted at my desk at work for years.

I drive an orange VW beetle and I’m the guy who will go after people who park on those spots.

Beam me up Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here.

She is ready to rumble.

The Klingons use antimatter, not photon torpedoes.

“Set phasers to ‘slaughter’.” You tell’em Portnoy.

Mary Lou is married with four kids, all girls. She’ll be fielding her own gymnastics team soon.

Mrs. Wilbur Klingon gets to the point! (Which is, “photon torpedoes; full spread!”)….