Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 14, 2022

That poor nose!

Better move right on to “step two”.

By the time you have worked your way through to step 25,486 you will probably be long dead.

Good idea, Opus! All the ladies are suckers for a good melanoma.

OH ! At first I thought that he was in a " coffin " ?

Insert quarter for 15 minutes…

Penguin l-u-s-t?

Tanning beds look too much like open coffins to me.

Honker Harris?

Right. As in the 2080s!

Can’t tan feathers! All yer gonna get, Opus-me-boyo, is a beak burn!

I don’t think a suntan is something to help a lovelorn penguin. But I could be wrong. Good luck, Opus….

It reminds me of a “Seinfeld” and “Friends” rerun in which tanning beds make people darker.