Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 26, 2022

Yes, the thought of Opus with ANY woman is rather distraughting.

The thought that Opus has a better chance of finding love than I do is disturbing.

Isn’t this seat a bit painful for you Opus?

Like a cat on a hot tin roof, Opus, you’re a penguin on a hot tin roadsign!!

Where can I get a sign like that?

That sign can’t be comfortable …

STILL a more romantic story than “Twilight”…

Opus’ placement of that “penguin xing” sign reminds me that I haven’t had a prostate exam in over a year.

“Sinead O’Connor CDs Sold Out! Nunneries Overflowing!”

geez… and I thought TFG had a big ego

That sign is significant. Opus is at the biggest crossroad of his life.

Doesn’t sitting on a sharp point HURT?

Hold your tongue or risk being hustled off to the Funny Farm!

Why did the penguin cross the road?

Opus is working on his 9th opus!