Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 07, 2022

By today’s standards, all of this is barely even worth mentioning.

One of my many favorites!

I’ll bet there are a lot of people out there with Opus tattoos. Okay, some people.

At least she isn’t a Steely Dan groupie (Reno 911)

Dan Fogelberg’s face. With or without the beard?

Heck Opus, she might enjoy it if you try to lick it off (depending on “placement”, of course).

“Who…is Dan Fogerburp?” Kids today have no idea, do they….

That’s the other scandal. It usually is…

Dan Fogerburp!! LOL! LOL! Anyway this is the way I feel about 95% of the “celebrities” I read about nowadays, who the heck are they? Also, is it really breaking news that Ginny Fogerburp is having a baby as if no other woman on Earth ever had one!?!?

Depending on the exact location, if Lola ever changes her mind and wants it removed, that could be quite uncomfortable.

Twin sons of different mothers.

Why was the strip recolored to change her ethnicity?

I knew there was a reason she had to settle for Opus!

When this first came out I thought it had to be her butt. But unfortunately the ensuing years has taught me it is most likely the other side. Danny boy’s mouth gets to see some strange things, just saying.

When Fogerburp talks, it’s not a burp… Ѡ

Heck with all that. Yer in a romantical swamp all alone and that top is oh-so-open at the bottom and begging to be lifted up. Yer a snorffle away from paradise, Opus. Get ter it!

Gotta appreciate Opus’s selective hearing: “Dan Fogelburp”! (It fits, ya know.)

As for Lola, her scandals in the retrospective light of the past 30+ years don’t seem all that bad anymore….

I’ve dated her.

A tattoo of Dan Fogelberg in a scandalous location? If he doesn’t marry her, I will!