Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 23, 2022

I guess it was inevitable…

I thought Barry lived at the Copa. Copacabana. The hottest spot north of Havana. And it would have done the world a favor to to make a powder of Barry Manilow.

Just another marketer.

First they came for the Manilow nose and I said nothing because I was not a Manilow……

When my daughters were in middle school, Barry Manilow donated an electric piano to their school! The announcement was made on April 1, so my older daughter thought it was an elaborate joke…until she actually saw it.

No problem eyeing YOU Opus. Your nose, however, IS a worrisome standout, especially, since you got it fix and refixed so recently.

Sorry, but I was a Manilow fan back in the day. While some of his hits were a bit sugary he had many great songs like “I write the songs” and “Read ’em and Weep” to name just a few.

Futurama episode “The Why of Fry.” "Humanhorn, (and not from the nose) is sought as an aphrodisiac by an alien race.

At least he didn’t ask about where to find rhinos. Their horns are know to cure impotency and cancer. Well, at least to the quack doctors in China and S.E. Asia.

“Schnozola! It Rights the Schl​ongs!”

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Better Barry than you Opus, although you do have plenty of schnoz to spare.

P.S. Nice “First Contact”….

Obviously, Barry still has his nose. I imagine that after hearing “Mandy” a few times, the heads of those aliens exploded like the Martians in Mars Attacks! after hearing that record of yodeling songs.