you want frightening? have your wife crash with a heart condition, dial 911, and get put on Hold. frightening. she almost got the Paddles. all i could do was cry.
See, the problem is that Opus provided too MUCH information. He should have just said he was trapped in the bathroom by a crazed attacker, instead of specifying that he was in fact inside the toilet.
He should have also avoided details such as “underwear.”
salakfarm Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The editor is missing a Pulitzer story.
JudasPeckerwood almost 2 years ago
911 Is A Joke
hariseldon59 almost 2 years ago
Surprised that Opus has access to a phone inside the toilet. This was long before cellphones became common.
Jingles almost 2 years ago
you want frightening? have your wife crash with a heart condition, dial 911, and get put on Hold. frightening. she almost got the Paddles. all i could do was cry.
Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If you don’t hurry, his behind won’t just be pruney, it’ll be blue, too.
old_geek almost 2 years ago
I hate it when the Tidy-Bowl irritates my buttocks
Fennec! at the Disco almost 2 years ago
See, the problem is that Opus provided too MUCH information. He should have just said he was trapped in the bathroom by a crazed attacker, instead of specifying that he was in fact inside the toilet.
He should have also avoided details such as “underwear.”
And “penguin.”
Fennec! at the Disco almost 2 years ago
Btw, Happy Pi Day to all!
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Sgt. Virgil Lazenby is not very sympathetic to this Endangered Species of talking/telephoning penguin called Opus. I am not very surprised.
Is Opus doomed?