Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 24, 2023

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 2 years ago

    If God didn’t mean for us to eat animals, He wouldn’t have made them out of such tasty meat. Assuming that there’s a God, that is, and if there isn’t, well…

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    ¯  almost 2 years ago

    “If God didn’t want us to eat the animals, He wouldn’t have made them so tasty.”

    ― Molly Harper*, in “How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf”

    [*among others]

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    TampaFanatic1  almost 2 years ago

    This is going to be a good arc as the narrator is alluding to; one thing will lead to another as the gang puts their morals to the test.

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    vlad8601  almost 2 years ago

    why is a cow’s life more valid than a plant’s? life is life

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 2 years ago

    I have a friend who is a vet. she is understandably a vegetarian. I have what is called a ‘feral jaw.’ All four canine fangs are fully developed in that they come to points and the points project beyond the flat teeth around them.

    My dentist says it is a genetic throw back.

    Some vampire wannabes are sure I’ve had them done surgically and want to know where.

    The vet however took one look at the teeth and declared “That’s a carnivore’s jaw line. You can eat meat.”

    I would have any way but it was nice to have her permission.

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    Chithing  almost 2 years ago

    Peas for porpoises!

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    einarbt  almost 2 years ago

    No matter what your diet, animals will have been killed and often more of them if you are on a plant based diet. The holy veg-vegan trinity of health-environment-ethics is broken on all sides, for blog posts based on peer reviewed studies see https://aleph-2020.blogspot.com/

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    aerotica69  almost 2 years ago

    As per comedian Ron White : “I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots!”

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Why would you want to pea on a porpoise?

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    J. Shlabotnik  almost 2 years ago

    All he is saying is, “Give peas a chance.”

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    Emperor Rick  almost 2 years ago

    I want that house.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t think plants are any less worthy of respect just because they don’t make noises people can hear (and recognize)

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    corvallisclem  almost 2 years ago

    Eat cabbage not cows.

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I forgot that Milo and his father ran a boardinghouse.

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    Life is cruel. Vegetables don’t taste as good as meat, sugars, pastries and snacks.

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    sby14  almost 2 years ago

    Go ahead and give us a profound analysis of why Arghhgarrr is wrong.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Dis-gustation abounds! Binkley boys, father Tom and son Michael, are wrong to abandon necessary protein….

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