Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 30, 2023

Was she beautiful? She was hot. She was on fire.

Jim Bakker and Jessica Hahn

Although she did tend to wear a little too much mascara …

… they flew their private jets to highly-paid Pass the Loot seminars and retreats alllll over the world, “milking their flock,” as they often joked…

This story sounds like it will end up xxx rated. Opus may have nightmares.

well… the ‘drugged wine’ didn’t appear as part of her story until 2005, even though she’d have gotten better coverage earlier.

Bakker was skum, no questions.

Bedtime Stories for Insomniac Penguins by Steve Dallas, lawyer and rock band manager. Adult content. Available only at this website; not on Amazon!