Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 25, 2023

Last hope: she ran one of the Magdalene Laundries in Ireland. You know, the one with all the unmarked graves.

That kids head. Must be from Pluto.

That’s a bad habit you’ve got there, Edith.

By the way, folks, for any who don’t already know, “dreck” is Yiddish for “junk.” (Given propensities in Yiddish, it may be a synonym for an even worse word.)

There goes the whole innuendo of disrespectful behavior.

Don’t make my point for me! The boy looks exactly like… um, uh… Opus. Except for the big head, the skinny body, and small feet, that’s Opus’ love child. Probably addicted.

Oh yeah…. like Mother Teresa didn’t get a little wild once in a while. /s

“a bubbling caldron of wicked lustfulness”. I’d like to meet a girl like that!

It’s worse. Bill’s lawyer has dug an inescapable hole. Now it’s time for “Wild” Bill to lay his career to rest in it.

Typical PR lies to fit “the narrative,” shown false by, of all things, Time magazine!

Billy has been dating a former nun! Isn’t that enough?