Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 05, 2024

Greenbacks. Lots of them. For many people, their true god. The one people will say and do anything for.

But thank you for your service, ladies. A nation of former pimply-faced college boy are eternally grateful for your sacrifices.

Who is/was Jessica Hahn? I know I can search t’interweb, but I really can’t be ar$ed.

Those pimply-faced 20-somethings of the 80’s sure do miss “Playboy” NOW!!

I can honestly believe that Hugh Hefner might have done that

Why are the pages so sticky?

Simple

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

And then some more $$$$$

And it’s the entryway to a life of fame and fortune.

College boys? Now, in high school in the ’70s, I did know a couple of guys who had stashes of that sort of magazines, but I saw nothing of the kind during my time in college. I always assumed that it was something boys grew out of before getting to college.

I dunno. Many of the women in my (considerable) experience who’ve got it really want to flaunt it, and not just to the guys. If they get paid for it, so much the better.

She had a fling with comedian Sam Kinison. Appeared in the music video for his cover of Wild Thing. Lets just say she really was abreast of the music video

Money.

The girls/women posed for Playboy because they paid a lot of money to do so. Some wanted the “exposure” (pardon the pun) but all wanted the money.

Human females naturally discover that human males are are easily — and highly — sexually stimulated by visuals; so much so that even cartoons about sex can arouse males. Many young women also readily put two and two together to simultaneous realize that such images sell. $$$.

College boys got Playboy magazines only to read the articles and interviews.

Gotta capitalize on those 15 minutes of fame before the spotlight moves on.

Money, honey! There are women of a kind who will readily pose nude for money….