Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 26, 2024

You lied, Reginald is not pig-faced. More like rat-faced. Rat-faced, sewer scum… are there pigs in sewers?

Actually, don’t answer that. There’s probably a video out there, I don’t want to know.

Your name would be Perry.

Not prosecuting Trump….

I’ve read a lot of lawyer’s rationalizations on defending such as these. It is all the victims’ faults after all.

Nearly 30 years later and the lawyer joke is still true.

this may have been my favorite Bloom County. “Youdn be a lawyer.”

Dad gum aliens. Now, if you could do the same with a few politicians in Washington.

“A moose once bit my sister. . . "

At least he is honest; better than that dofus Cannon.

“Youdn”?