New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 23, 2010

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    zero  about 14 years ago

    They do listen, only it’s selectively. And even then, hearing something doesn’t mean one understands it. Major design flaw or intentional trait by the species who genetically altered the aboriginal Earth hominids.

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago
    See Me Feel Me Touch Me Heal Me

    Listening to you, I get the music Gazing at you, I get the heat Following you, I climb the mountain I get excitement at your feet

    Right behind you, I see the millions On you, I see the glory From you, I get opinion From you, I get the story

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member about 14 years ago

    INDEED!

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    Colt9033  about 14 years ago

    Is this a repeat?

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Wow, I could go funny or I could go serious here….

    I’ll settle for: Mary, you’re a mom, so you should know: when do the kids ever listen?

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    librisleo  about 14 years ago

    Oh Lord, save me from your followers!

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    grapfhics  about 14 years ago

    Mark Twain “The War Prayer”:

    PT 1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJsZCpp8hR4 Pt 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsoJ-WJZGXM&feature=related

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago

    the christian right is neither

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    Spyderred  about 14 years ago

    IMHO the problem is the emphasis on an afterlife promised to be better than life on earth. If that’s the case one would be doing enemies a favor by sending them on to the next life. Also, all faiths want to control their adherent’s sexuality, certainly using a bigger lever than any other. Since the hunger for power exists, how better to add power to an otherwise empty life than by denying one’s fellow creatures the gratification of sex.

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    Technojunkie  about 14 years ago

    Turn the other cheek doesn’t work so well when the other guy is wielding a scimitar.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago

    NAoQV plus d’Sheik equals hymnal. Don’freak. The extend is on “heal me.” Get the music.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Every time she tries to send a message, people try to sell it on eBay.

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    kfaatz925  about 14 years ago

    “What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right.” - Terry Pratchett, “Small Gods”

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    bellestarr12  about 14 years ago

    like the bumper sticker says: “Jesus called. He wants his religion back.”

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    Wildcard24365  about 14 years ago

    @Furienna It’s not so much that people don’t follow every word (H)e said, it’s just that they don’t seem to follow any of the words (H)e said.

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    Wildcard24365  about 14 years ago

    @kfaatz925: In 300 years, they’ll codify that into some kind of “canon.” In 1000 years, they’ll fight Holy Wars over the precise meaning of those words. In 2000 years, people will use those words to make obscene amounts of money, and criticize people who choose to follow some other phrasing of the same principle.

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    Wildcard24365  about 14 years ago

    @Sheik Yerbouti:

    ((Holding a lighter in the air.))

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