Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 09, 2016

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    gazperson  over 8 years ago

    I’m revising my goal downwards.

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    Superfrog  over 8 years ago

    Does the fitbit count down if you walk backwards?

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    Pointspread  over 8 years ago

    Guys don’t have to ask directions because we know how to read maps.

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    dadoctah  over 8 years ago

    My Fitbit tells me I just made the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs.

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    A desert is such a fragile environment, that even after a couple thousand years, there would still be evidence of thousands of people barging around the desert……Where are the camps?…..Where is the garbage and waste they would have left behind?….Thousands of people make a mess……

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    dl11898  over 8 years ago

    I’m sure there some lighter moments throughout that trek. All jabberwocky aside, it was an escape from tyranny & oppression. The exodus was an expression of “freedom of religious belief.”

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Moses know where Moses go!

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Moses not know where Moses go! Excuse me, do you know where the waterfall is? Waterfall?

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    Who ever wrote that chapter of myth had a poor sense time.Of course, imaginations vary.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago

    But…it’s the Bible, it has to be true.

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    I have a “FitBite”. It tells me that I don’t have far to go to reach my goal of one billion calories.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    I’m married to my FitBite. She tells me where to go, and how many steps it’ll take to get there !

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    blackdawne  over 8 years ago

    Aaron: Moses, how much further till we find the Promised Land?Moses: Find the Promised Land? I’m still looking for the remote I dropped.

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    kaffekup   over 8 years ago

    That was my favorite cartoon: “After 39 1/2 years, Mrs Moses stopped and asked directions.”In any case, 38 of those years were supposed to have been spent at one location, Kadesh-Barnea. Sinai bring a desert, any traces would have been covered in the last 3300 years. And I doubt if the Egyptians would have bragged about a major defeat by slaves.

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    jahoody  over 8 years ago

    TOO much information!!!!!!!!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 8 years ago

    You notice Moses didn’t carry any of the baggage, just his staff—probably he turned it into a snake to entertain the restless children at times……

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    HerrwehThere would be no mention because they weren’t conquered. They were invited in as part of a land settlement program and a dynasty change or two later were hit with a work tax they didn’t like.

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    puddleglum1066  over 8 years ago

    I just finished an insurance-company challenge in which I recorded one million steps on a fibtit. Took me 80 days, which means I could do about 4.5 million steps in a year at this pace (approximately 6.5 miles a day average). Even if I kicked the pace up to 5 million steps a year, that’s 200 years to reach a billion. Far in excess of the 40 years Moses was said to have led the Hebrews around the desert, and really more than he’s likely to have walked in the 120 years that rabbinical tradition says he lived.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    markjoseph125Unicorns are not mentioned in the Bible, just in the English translation of 1612 and revisions thereof. Unicorn is a Latin word. The Greek equivalent (the original language of the New Testament) is Monoceros, which happens to be both the binominal name for rhinos and the constellation representing a unicorn. Things are confusing enough by nature, without your sarcastic additions.

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    jmarkoff2  over 8 years ago

    Fascinating forensic debunking of Exodus: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/daylightatheism/essays/let-the-stones-speak-part-2/

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