Close to Home by John McPherson for May 02, 2016

Can we sign up the candidates for this?

Especially with the sharks. I hope they’re hungry.

I’m only watching for the swimsuit competition and UFC match-up segment. I’m hoping that those two additions to the candidate selection will eventually result in a candidate who can at least perambulate and masticate in synchronized harmony.

The sharks are more afraid than the politicians.

Soon we’ll be right back to fighting for dominance over the pack.

Sharks would get food poisoning with this year’s crop.

I don’t think the sharks would stand a chance this time around.

Brilliant idea John. But, I think it needs to be a pool of Sulfuric Acid instead.

If only this was real, sigh.

Most politicians are attorneys/lawyers and sharks don’t eat their own kind.

Trump in a bathing suit…AUGHHHHHHH!! …build a wall around him (and send him the bill.)

Oh, if only….

I guess it was too daring to draw Hillary (or even a generic woman) as one of the contestants on the beam . . .

Yes … but it would help in making a better choice. I don’t think Trump in a bathing suit is going to be a treat either; or Bernie; or Ted. But if you blow the foamy head of personal charisma off the brew and into the sawdust on the floor, you might actually enjoy your beer a bit more.

What if they had an election and nobody came?

You said format too much