If Cerberus wanted to marry himself, it would be bigamy and gay marriage, simultaneously. NOT that I am opposed to it … just answering a technical question. ;-)
Oh. Unless Cerberus is a hermaphrodite …
Ménage à trios would be when all three heads start licking their own balls at the same time. Marriage would not be necessary to accomodate that sort of free love.
Oh. BTW, Justin –
Has Bast, or any other cat-god(ess)s, made it into your storylines ..? Maybe the Jaguar gods of the Incas &/or Aztecs ..? I love cats.
// smiling \ Could it be that Nature is against the marriage because he can’t have children if he marries himself? Not even invetro can solve that problem.
I thought that love was supposed to be selfless and unselfish. I get Justin’s point here, and it’s well taken. But wasn’t the story of Narcissis supposed to be a warning? His self-love was a punishment, an empty love which could never be returned. I’m certainly not one to judge the right or wrong of another but I am glad that Ms. Nature declared him to young to be married. Just because it may seem to be the most natural thing in the world doesnt mean it wont be trouble-free.
stpatme over 15 years ago
Not only is he a child, he is only one person. A marriage is a union between two (or more?) people.
Justin, Thanx for Cerberus, it took me a minute to realize that’s one dog.
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
Yeah, who knew Cerberus was a mixed breed?
3hourtour Premium Member over 15 years ago
…gotta hand it to him …he’ll be alright…
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
3hourtour - “gotta HAND it to him…” that’s the best pun I’ve heard in weeks (snigger). Hope it was intentional.
3Xp4t over 15 years ago
If Cerberus wanted to marry himself, it would be bigamy and gay marriage, simultaneously. NOT that I am opposed to it … just answering a technical question. ;-) Oh. Unless Cerberus is a hermaphrodite … Ménage à trios would be when all three heads start licking their own balls at the same time. Marriage would not be necessary to accomodate that sort of free love.
3Xp4t over 15 years ago
Oh. BTW, Justin – Has Bast, or any other cat-god(ess)s, made it into your storylines ..? Maybe the Jaguar gods of the Incas &/or Aztecs ..? I love cats.
Justjoust Premium Member over 15 years ago
Yeah, Bast has shown up three or four times.
mivins over 15 years ago
Well-resolved! Nice job, Justin.
talros_latorro over 15 years ago
// smiling \ Could it be that Nature is against the marriage because he can’t have children if he marries himself? Not even invetro can solve that problem.
gigabyte03 over 15 years ago
Justin Thompson: Nothing is more natural than love in any form.” Mrs. Tubbsbottl and I thank you for your statement on love. F.T. lll
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
David - If Ms. Nature isn’t getting a little tired of too many people having too many children, then she’s senile and should retire from teaching.
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Well done as always.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
I thought that love was supposed to be selfless and unselfish. I get Justin’s point here, and it’s well taken. But wasn’t the story of Narcissis supposed to be a warning? His self-love was a punishment, an empty love which could never be returned. I’m certainly not one to judge the right or wrong of another but I am glad that Ms. Nature declared him to young to be married. Just because it may seem to be the most natural thing in the world doesnt mean it wont be trouble-free.
4deerinmyyard over 15 years ago
Actually, there’s a tidy little homily here, intended or not: Narcissists are permanently immature, and should never be allowed to marry anybody.