When the old bar starts to get real thin I get a new bar and get both real soapy and press them together. When they dry it is like having one bar. I haven’t had small bits of soap in 30 years.
Switched to liquid soap over 25 years ago. Haven’t ever regretted it. No bar soap residue (bathtub ring) to clean ever again. No marginally useful little soap slivers. No hairs on the soap. No yucky water in the soap dish. Etc.
If women complain you donʻt put the seat down after taking a whiz, just leave it down while whizzing. Let her deal with the drips. If she canʻt LOOK and SEE that the seat is up and not put it down, whose fault is THAT? For me, its major hilarity when I hear that screech in the night!!
I lucked out; my hubby hates bar soap. We have to buy body wash. Bad new in the way that I used to make homemade soaps but once I met hubby, they weren’t being used so I stopped making them.
We used to have a soap cake maker. To make a new cake of soap, you saved all the useless little bits that were left after most of the bar was gone. Then when you had enough, you first had to soften them in hot water, then you pressed them into this cylinder thingie and….behold! A new bar of soap!
Not just this one, but most comics have the roles reversed. I use a bar and a washcloth. When the bar is down to the size of a new hotel bar size, it disappears and a new bar appears. On rare occasions, I will find evidence of the old bar stuck onto another old bar of my wife’s, but get to finish a bar only two or three times in 58 years of marriage..For that matter, I can remember when soap came in a bar about 1 1/4×2 1/4×4 inches, full rectangle sides, wrapped in paper. Now it is irregular and comes in a box to hide how little is there. Even the brand name is an eighth of an inch deep to shortchange the customer even that little bit more.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
As of the comic’s date, I’m 32 years and ten days of age.
woodeye01 over 8 years ago
Lock the door?Hey! What you doing in there?
Gerald Henley over 8 years ago
When the old bar starts to get real thin I get a new bar and get both real soapy and press them together. When they dry it is like having one bar. I haven’t had small bits of soap in 30 years.
Eclectic-1 over 8 years ago
Wait untill he tells her he only puts the seat down to accomodate the dog, not for her…..
Brian Fink over 8 years ago
They need to learn from Arlo and Janis :P
Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago
If she’s gonna come in,make her take her robe off and get in the tub.Then she can REALLY complain abut something important.
drycurt over 8 years ago
Switched to liquid soap over 25 years ago. Haven’t ever regretted it. No bar soap residue (bathtub ring) to clean ever again. No marginally useful little soap slivers. No hairs on the soap. No yucky water in the soap dish. Etc.
summerdog86 over 8 years ago
I notice that we never take our own advice.
Hookoa over 8 years ago
If women complain you donʻt put the seat down after taking a whiz, just leave it down while whizzing. Let her deal with the drips. If she canʻt LOOK and SEE that the seat is up and not put it down, whose fault is THAT? For me, its major hilarity when I hear that screech in the night!!
johnwalk over 8 years ago
Yes Dear
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
The little hairs (that come from you know where) act like re-bar,keeping the bars of soap cemented together as you lather up each day.
summerdog86 over 8 years ago
I don’t know ONE man who takes a bath. Real men take showers….every day, please.
summerdog86 over 8 years ago
Problem solved, Elly! Buy liquid bath soap with a convenient dispenser.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 8 years ago
I lucked out; my hubby hates bar soap. We have to buy body wash. Bad new in the way that I used to make homemade soaps but once I met hubby, they weren’t being used so I stopped making them.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
Anyone else remember the soap they “sold” in Mad magazine. It was hollow in the center so “when it’s half used up it’s all used up!”
timsoft over 8 years ago
very funny strip today. It is nice to see the triviality of arguments in the light of children.
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
We used to have a soap cake maker. To make a new cake of soap, you saved all the useless little bits that were left after most of the bar was gone. Then when you had enough, you first had to soften them in hot water, then you pressed them into this cylinder thingie and….behold! A new bar of soap!
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Not just this one, but most comics have the roles reversed. I use a bar and a washcloth. When the bar is down to the size of a new hotel bar size, it disappears and a new bar appears. On rare occasions, I will find evidence of the old bar stuck onto another old bar of my wife’s, but get to finish a bar only two or three times in 58 years of marriage..For that matter, I can remember when soap came in a bar about 1 1/4×2 1/4×4 inches, full rectangle sides, wrapped in paper. Now it is irregular and comes in a box to hide how little is there. Even the brand name is an eighth of an inch deep to shortchange the customer even that little bit more.
linsonl over 8 years ago
Why does this seem so like what I go through every day?