Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 20, 2016

It’s even funnier when reruns mean you know what’s coming next.

I think I saw this on Dexter’s Laboratory in the 1990s but there weren’t any sparkles.

Wow! That’s the first. I didn’t know Marigold COULD oversparkle.

I don’t know about unicorns, but children and young teenagers metabolize caffeine much more slowly than adults, meaning the effects last considerably longer. Which is why one cola can keep a six-year-old going all day, while it doesn’t even turn over a fifty-year-old’s engine.

It’s a good thing Jolt Cola doesn’t exist in this universe. Drank a six pack at work one day, and…well nothing happened. But it COULD have!

Danas little sister is on Patreon now.https://www.patreon.com/meadowhawk?ty=c

Coffee may overstimulate a NT person. But in many cases will RELAX a ASD person instead. Better than ritalin can do.

Expect to belike that for like… A day

Hee hee hee!

Ah yes, that first ever dose of coffee. It can do monstrous things to your personality if you overdo it. Can’t wait for what happens next.

I’m just surprised she got past the taste. Learning what coffee tasted like – as opposed to how wonderful it smells – was a big disappointment.

And they’re having their coffee “black,” no cream, no sugar, etc Here comes the caffeine rush..

I’ll have mine with cream and sugar, thanks.

This pair — on caffeine? Run for your lives!