Pickles by Brian Crane for May 19, 2016

what would the dog Roscoe order online?

And GREAT NEWS! It will be here TOMMOROW!(Amazon is very likely the only thing that iis keeping USPS from bankruptcy.

Opal, you might want to clear your browser history. Muffin may have been surfing kitty porn.

Muffin only ordered that model because it comes in 17 separate boxes.

Love Muffin’s expressions!

When I had one-click buy enabled on the Apple Store, my dog bought a silver 2G iPod Shuffle. I have never enabled one-click again.

Amazin’!

Never give the cat your credit card or password.

What makes you think the cats don’t already have that info?

There is software that detects “cat-like” typing on the computer’s keyboard. But, it can’t detect “dog-like” typing.

My 3 year old cousin was pressing buttons on my laptop and I was terrified in case he was going to break it!Thankfully no harm was done.xxx

Go Muffin!!!!

Way to go, Muffin. Now all you need is your own credit card.

In my neighbourhood, the USPS can somehow manage to deliver junk mail like clockwork, but doesn’t always deliver two-day Prime packages on time!

Way to go Muffin!!!

<= This is what my guy Hoover likes to do more than anything. It is REALLY annoying! But he’s still the best cat I’ve ever “owned” (we all know about that, don’t we?).