Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  almost 9 years ago

    While you’re at it, “Release the hounds!”

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    Argythree  almost 9 years ago

    Yes, G-d forbid that kids be happy in Id…

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    tirnaaisling  almost 9 years ago

    Poor kids! They should get more longer and holidays, and when they are released from education for these holidays, they should be immediately drafted into had labour camps. The fire hoses should remain obviously ;-)

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    Phred Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I was just reading a history book last night. A ruler from long ago wrote that in his fifty plus years of rule, he had only 14 days of genuine happiness. No wonder the King is such a grumpy person.

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    Aaberon  almost 9 years ago

    Our neighbors’ child is VERY vocal (screaming loud). Has been since day one (literally). She can break the peace and quiet of a serene evening in a Nano-second. BET she grows up to be a politician…

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    rickray777  almost 9 years ago

    “Thing is, I’m miserable; and I don’t want to have to lose it! At least not to a bunch of not-miserable kids! Turn it on ’em full-pressure, Rodney; and be quick about it!!"

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    brklnbern  almost 9 years ago

    OK King. Good one.

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    Jim Kerner  almost 9 years ago

    He makes Scrooge a sweet heart. And Hard Hearted Hannah a nice woman.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Will Rodney be using his schnozzle?

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