Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for June 11, 2016

But Gertie is probably not hard of hearing.

What was that noise? The fourth wall crumbling?

Funny, but how did he read the script?

If they came in through the roof, how come they have to go back upstairs?

Talking to each other across the entire length of a staircase is loud but not too bright.

I done read it too, can we skip to the end of this?

Can we read the script too and save ourselves a lot of time?