Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 27, 2016

The ducks didn’t leave any other evidence behind?

♪ Ducks in the wind. All we are is ducks in the wind.♪I just had to do that.

A herd of ducks? I’VE heard of ducks…

Herd of ducks? Did team Donald and team Daffy were at it again?

They just left or did they ‘duck’ out the window quickly?

Well that’s just ‘down’ right silly!

Nothing worse than unwanted molting ducks.

Ducks molt around twice a year: once after nesting, and another between fall and winter.It’s June; Calvin’s lie just fell through…

Wouldn’t it be “flock” instead of “herd”?

Calvin is just trying to duck the issue.

Of course it’s flock not herd but Calvin is having to wing it so his lie is a bit feather brained.

Where could the feathers have come from? It’s a paradox, er, ducks.

Are these duck or goose feathers? I’m down with that.

Wanna buy a duck?

Why a duck?

(And boy did I just date myself! Again.)

liar liar pants on fire hanging on a telephone wire.

“Yeah, that’s it! A herd of… umm, wild ducks, that’s it! Came in the window… um, molted they… er, ah, feathers all over… flying out… they before flew out… or geese, maybe… yeah, sure… pack of wild geese… molted window flew… out… something like that…”Dad: “No dessert for a week, ‘Pinocchio’! Goodnight!”

To all the comments so far, and especially Leading Edge’s “Quacker qumbs?” that made me spill my coffee again, I give a very big…

Why should Hobbes care? He never gets dessert.

I hated feather pillows. The points would constantly come through. But I was too young to worry like George Costanza about not carrying pens for fear of puncturing his scrotum.

Buy new pillows and put it on the ducks “Bill”.

I would love it if I went into my room and I found it was raining feathers.

xxx

If you cross a herd of ducks with a flock of deer you get……never mind, this is a FAMILY comic strip!

It’s a pair a ducks if they could somehow get in the room, molt, and get out of his room through a closed window!

A HERD of ducks? Probably better than a murder of crows.

If you think the mess is bad, wait until you get their bill.Duck….bill…get it? I’ll get me coat.

A brace is a pair, whether it be ducks, grouse, or dogs doing brace-work—only 2.

Brace-work is beautiful when it’s done right; it’s also one of the most difficult exercises to pull off. If the dogs walk in step, it’s incredible to watch.

Wilde Bill… DUCK!