“Yeah, that’s it! A herd of… umm, wild ducks, that’s it! Came in the window… um, molted they… er, ah, feathers all over… flying out… they before flew out… or geese, maybe… yeah, sure… pack of wild geese… molted window flew… out… something like that…”Dad: “No dessert for a week, ‘Pinocchio’! Goodnight!”
I hated feather pillows. The points would constantly come through. But I was too young to worry like George Costanza about not carrying pens for fear of puncturing his scrotum.
A brace is a pair, whether it be ducks, grouse, or dogs doing brace-work—only 2.
Brace-work is beautiful when it’s done right; it’s also one of the most difficult exercises to pull off. If the dogs walk in step, it’s incredible to watch.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
The ducks didn’t leave any other evidence behind?
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
♪ Ducks in the wind. All we are is ducks in the wind.♪I just had to do that.
Enter.Name.Here about 8 years ago
A herd of ducks? I’VE heard of ducks…
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Herd of ducks? Did team Donald and team Daffy were at it again?
kmwtigger about 8 years ago
They just left or did they ‘duck’ out the window quickly?
hariseldon59 about 8 years ago
Well that’s just ‘down’ right silly!
rshive about 8 years ago
Nothing worse than unwanted molting ducks.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Ducks molt around twice a year: once after nesting, and another between fall and winter.It’s June; Calvin’s lie just fell through…
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Wouldn’t it be “flock” instead of “herd”?
gantech about 8 years ago
Calvin is just trying to duck the issue.
SunflowerGirl100 about 8 years ago
Of course it’s flock not herd but Calvin is having to wing it so his lie is a bit feather brained.
Carl R about 8 years ago
Where could the feathers have come from? It’s a paradox, er, ducks.
Ermine Notyours about 8 years ago
Are these duck or goose feathers? I’m down with that.
orinoco womble about 8 years ago
Wanna buy a duck?
Why a duck?
(And boy did I just date myself! Again.)
maxpower44 about 8 years ago
liar liar pants on fire hanging on a telephone wire.
rickray777 about 8 years ago
“Yeah, that’s it! A herd of… umm, wild ducks, that’s it! Came in the window… um, molted they… er, ah, feathers all over… flying out… they before flew out… or geese, maybe… yeah, sure… pack of wild geese… molted window flew… out… something like that…”Dad: “No dessert for a week, ‘Pinocchio’! Goodnight!”
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
To all the comments so far, and especially Leading Edge’s “Quacker qumbs?” that made me spill my coffee again, I give a very big…
josh_bisbee about 8 years ago
Why should Hobbes care? He never gets dessert.
zeexenon about 8 years ago
I hated feather pillows. The points would constantly come through. But I was too young to worry like George Costanza about not carrying pens for fear of puncturing his scrotum.
lloyd johnson about 8 years ago
Buy new pillows and put it on the ducks “Bill”.
Number Three about 8 years ago
I would love it if I went into my room and I found it was raining feathers.
xxx
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
If you cross a herd of ducks with a flock of deer you get……never mind, this is a FAMILY comic strip!
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
It’s a pair a ducks if they could somehow get in the room, molt, and get out of his room through a closed window!
Pthhht! about 8 years ago
A HERD of ducks? Probably better than a murder of crows.
Pleasure-Nubbins about 8 years ago
If you think the mess is bad, wait until you get their bill.Duck….bill…get it? I’ll get me coat.
orinoco womble about 8 years ago
A brace is a pair, whether it be ducks, grouse, or dogs doing brace-work—only 2.
Brace-work is beautiful when it’s done right; it’s also one of the most difficult exercises to pull off. If the dogs walk in step, it’s incredible to watch.
tea62 about 8 years ago
Wilde Bill… DUCK!