Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2016

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    That’s strange. Most of the ‘old time religions’ all went to ‘high places’ to talk to their various gods or demons…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    Try another magic carrier

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    “Oh, I’ve soiled my armor.”

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    GuntherGrass  over 8 years ago

    Balaam and his ass?

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    Oge  over 8 years ago

    All I’ve ever needed is one bar, with comfortable seating and free snacks.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Since when wands needed signal?

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    sbwertz  over 8 years ago

    The closest curse tower is miles away!

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    nosirrom  over 8 years ago

    Time to reboot. The Wiz-Fi is out again.

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    LV1951  over 8 years ago

    Do I live in ID? Service is bad here too!

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Tell me honestly, was not the 1984 break up of the Bell System the greatest boon to your life? Also, FYI, we radio experts have had a saying forever, “The solution is antenna, antenna and antenna.” All those kids in the rural horror movies have to do is take an external full wave antenna, 50’ of coax, and place the antenna at the top of a tree, by golly. (It also helps to make sure at least one cell tower is within 15-25 miles, before making reservations.)

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    adrianrune  over 8 years ago

    “Damn! There they are!” Is that the curse you meant?

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Id-Fi?

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