Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 22, 2016

This could explain why The Rump is always so angry.

“He died with his ding-dong in his hand”.

Google it.

Goin’ downtown, gonna see my gal,Goin’ downtown, gonna see my gal,I’m gonna sing her a song……

I debating, the paper just went to $400/year, ouch.

Funny.

Bill’s rump hair does resemble the Donald’s, never noticed before.

All is fine, unless you’re Bill the Cat or his toilet.

Panel 2—-They are called “newspapers”. From Michael

I thought the secret was to “deny”.

He was eating Twinkies, as he drove along the highwayListening to Merle Haggard and his bandHe didn’t see the semi, as he came around the cornerAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!

Oh yes he died with his Ding Dong in his handHe scattered cream filled cupcakes ‘cross the landOne of life’s great big no-no’s,He was reaching for his Ho-Ho’sAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand

He was a country singer, who was eatin’ ZingersAs he sang with a red-hot country bandThe band was really smokin’, ‘til the singer started chokin’And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!

Yes he died with his Ding Dong in his handThat last song he sang was really grandHe thought he was the mostest, ’til he bit that big fat HostessAnd he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!

Yes, he died with his Ding-Dong in his handHe scattered cream-filled cupcakes ’cross the landWell, I hope and I pray that when I reach that fateful day,I will die with a great big humongous Ding-Dong… or a severely large Suzy-Q… maybe some of them powdered doughnuts that they leave out on the shelf at the local stop & rob for about three years… in my hand

Bouncie! Bouncie!

Don’t look, don’t tell!Bouncie!

Rump hair.

Ding Dongs? Twinkies Rule!! From Michael

Once again, BB mistakenly puts hair on a penguin. I wonder what’s in the newspaper that’s so bad?