Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 30, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    MAC!!

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    Tirasmol  over 8 years ago

    You can sell kids too, in certain parts of the world. So… anyone want a slightly used 16 year old? He’s housebroken.

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    Kaputnik  over 8 years ago

    I’m typing this on my 7 year old MacBook. It developed severe personality disorders which have been fixed by wiping it and installing Xubuntu Linux.

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    hi there  over 8 years ago

    Pardon me for being totally dumb, but if this cartoon is from 2007, what does it have to do with voting for Hilary?

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    WaitingMan  over 8 years ago

    Fox News is having a fit 24/7/365.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 8 years ago

    Pepsi. Anybody that set Michael Jackson’s head on fire should be patronized.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    Hey, no fair! I can’t have Lesbian sex!

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    AtypicalReader  over 8 years ago

    Buying a kid is just pointless…go down to the orphanage and see if you can arrange a long-term lease.

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    brain Les  over 8 years ago

    too bad they don’t mention giving digital phones to all and then we no longer need to actually talk to people, just text, text, text…

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