Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 19, 2016

UNTIL someone gets upset enough to leave a ‘present’ on Rita’s desk and they try DNA and the person was smart enough to get a random non-employee to make that donation. To have everyone tested to find no match is rather expensive….

Eugene Debs, eh? Nice historical reference, John and Scott. Although, I must admit that I am more than a little surprised that Rita even knows he existed.

Come on, there’s all those plant pots around.

So am Ito understand that Rita is saying she is a Communist?

I can make gel-urine. Imagine her opening her desk drawer full of it.

Careful John and Scott, a little knowledge can be dangerous. Maybe Jimmy Hoffa would have been better.

Rita owns stock in Imodium.

Rita has her own private restroom. She doesn’t need to pay. BTW, decades ago it was the late Richard J Daley who as mayor of Chicago who banned pay toilets in Chicago including Ohare airport which is owned by the city of Chicago. Daley died in December 1976 (after 21 years in office) so that action took place before then. (He died of a sudden massive heart attack at his doctors office)

Clearly this would sharpen their planning skills.

they work for a tech company. couldn’t one of the them hack the scanner, to give free bathrooms for all except the execs? maybe charge the execs $100 per use. would not surprise me when the employees deposit presents all over the building. then, it becomes condemned, because of biohazard. their cleaning staff quits. and, it becomes a cesspool.

Why doesn’t Diane or Andromeda just use their powers?

But did you see what someone left in the stairwell?

And there’s always the potted plants…

taping or krazy gluing the bolt does have pluses and minuses

The coffee shop across the street is about to see more business I suspect

should be pay-by-the-minute. there’s NO reason you need to bring the entire newspaper in there & make an “extra break” out of it. thank god there’s NO UNION here!!! ever hear of “S**t or get off the pot” ???

Several options. Decommission Rita’s private restroom and slip her a potent laxative. And I’m sure one or more of the computer nerds on staff could hack the debit-card locks.

Hacking the scanners seems like a really good idea…

Time to use her water bottles as a urinal.