Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 01, 2016

Did they pass the BAR, or stop in?

Must have been windy…..It blew off all their hats….

Looks like both supply and demand are going down.

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2016/05/american-lawyeras-law-school-enrollments-drop-decline-in-legal-jobs-keep-law-grads-stuggling-to-find.html

Are Wiley’s bears serving drinks for dinner?

But your degree in sixth century cultural equivalence is still highly marketable!

Here in Chicagoland we have TV ads for peter francis geraci on both English and Spanish language TV. Peter himself is in both ads doing the speaking in each language.

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There’s a real shortage of doctors and there’s tens of thousands more lawyers than there are jobs.

That is sad. Not even a time to be ’debarred; how will they pay back their loans?

Strange….over the years, I’ve known more bartenders who had degrees in English or Psychology but few with law degrees. The latter group seemed to head for careers in Public Relations, Real Estate, or Politics – areas where a larcenous heart, a glib tongue, and no conscience, served them well.

The only reason people need lawyers, is other lawyers.

… you must be a member of the Bar Association in order to practice law.I believe that is incorrect. “The Bar” and “the Bar Association” are not the same thing.

So are you a degreed engineer? If not, what was your field of study?

BWAHAHAHA I LOVE the commercial for a car rental place that says all their employees are university graduates!

Severe lawyer shortage in South Dakota! Of course, it’s a hell of a place to live!What are the prospects in North Dakota?

Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests? Three reasons: 1. There are more lawers then rats.2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.3. There are some things a rat will not do.

“Math related fields are in demand.”-Mystery solved!Heh….