Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 02, 2010

Did he go to school, then go somewhere and phone the coach? Or have classes not started in Milford?

“The Ghost” might end up as “The Corpse” if he’s not careful. Which history has proved that he isn’t.

Hey, anyway Jamaar’s backside is out of the picture is good.

P1: Good to see Billy Mays has landed a coaching job in Milford. But wait! I’m not done yet. Super Diva Jamarr is this plots constant, difficult pain in the keister. This is what I have been waiting for. No more D-Bag Carl Peake, all Jamarr, all the time. GOLD.

‘bout time for Marty Moon to make the scene and hype the Big Star Jamarr doesn’t have to practice with the team story

Bobby Grillo is about to Wally Pipp the Ghost.

Everyone in Milford’s Little Italy section is pretty pumped up about Bobby getting his shot.

By the way Coach Kaz - the mullett is looking tight!

A cold! Give me a break what is this “Midget Pop Warner” mommy says I should stay home today, sniff sniff waaaaa!

A smackdown is coming for Jamarr at the next practice.

Locker room losers are trash.

P3, Due to space constraints, there’s only 6 guys in the huddle for Milford High.

The ‘larks are having two-a-day practices in weather so hot their faces are melting, and the Ghost is bailing because of a cold? I think some team-imposed discipline is in order.

Billy Mays appears to be doing curls with the telephone receiver. You’d think a coach could handle more weight.

That’s DHB-call a moving van to Jefferson Jamarr-or maybe the drilling from golf has become a bigger party

Billy Mays answered the phone with his foam Hulk fist.

Jamarr might be going down the Albert Haynesworth road….

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