FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 03, 2016

Today’s barbecue brought to you by Dante Alighieri.

Roger must’ve either added too much lighter fluid again or left the dogs unattended too long (also again).

Considering that hot dogs are already cooked (all you have to do is heat them through), you really have to go out of your way to incinerate them.

Love my gas grill with the little handles to adjust the heat. Charcoal grill was never quite so easy.

“Peter can out eat a Hippo”????He can out eat out a black hole!!!

uh, doesn’t anyone else like their hot dogs blackened? how about marshmallows? I like them black on the outside too.

“vegetarian hot dogs”. lol

oxymoron.

Better have the fire fighters on standby, Roger Fox is grilling again!

I LIKE blackened hot dogs. But it doesn’t work very well when you try it in the oven…

I like blackened hot dogs. Marshmallows not so much— they’re better browned.

I just noticed Roger’s apron, for the first time this week. That’s a … distinctive … look, Roger.

That’s a big fire.

Played a game like this at camp…Almost had to eat a pack of saltines in 3 bites…Still gives me nightmares…

Andy’s reading Garfield!