Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 16, 2016

Don’t worry, it’ll be tied up in court for centuries while Jupiter sues Uranus for the moon.

Can it wait until space colonization finally becomes a reality?

There are actual SF stories covering this subject.

“Storage space…” Reminds me of the quote, “If you owned everything in the world, where would you put it?”.And George Carlin’s routine about “Stuff”.

Not squirrels, lizards…

It doesn’t matter who owns the earth. It’ll be destroyed soon by a Vogon Constructor Fleet.

“By the way, Brewster, you’ll need to requisition 7 billion pillows and blankets for the RU Sirius.”

The Jovians are preparing to serve man.

Coyoty: Jupiter sues Uranus or Jupiter screws Uranus?

It’s exactly what humans would do to other planets.

According to the X-Files, Earth has djinns, demons, angels, mutants, gods, artificial intelligences, and other entities that would be very upset with Jupiter trying to take it away from them. In addition to eviction notices, he’s going to need exorcists and hackers and exterminators and wizards…

I like Dr. Mel’s logic. I think I’d like to sell MY Congress

I hear Mars has vacancies.

Hm, Assuming they’re printed on onionskin paper, I calculate that that stack must be over 200 miles tall.

…or maybe he’s making several trips.