B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 22, 2010

Intergalactic tangarines? Makes as much sense as anything.

Yeah, I’ve got to agree with you B.C. That elastic won’t work anyway.

Good Morning, Little Sister, ♠Lonewolf♠, WiseFool (I still be me) & everyone else!

It’s a food pyramid.

Orange you glad that you read this?

As Capt. Jean-Luc Picard once put it, sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd.

Good Morning Grog, Little Sister, Lonewolf, Tanya, WoodEye, Sir Lew & Everyone!

Geesh! I wanted tangerine juice. Do it now!

I’m thirsty! Hurry up!

Hello Big Sister, Tanya, MontanaLady, Grog, Lonewolf, WoodEye, Yukoner, pouncingtiger, rshive, Johanan Rakkav, Radish, Coyoty, Gweedo Murray, and everyone.

I knew there was some connections between the Jews and the pyramids, but all this time I’ve been spelling it wrong.

If you order now, we will include a second intergalactic juicer at no cost, S&H extra.

They’re gonna need a bigger glass!

If you keep an eye on that pyramid, you’ll be illuminated…

I smell another conspiray theory.

Is that how the Lexor got to Vegas? I guess it’s REALLY old, huh.

Musta missed once and hit AZ?

Johanan Rakkav, to put it another way, “Just because the truth is stupid, that doesn’t mean it isn’t true.”

I was rolling my eyes, but everyone’s comments made it funnier! Thanks! LOL

Will it work with grapefruit?

why green aliens not build it on their planet? also how they get juice back? also should they not slice fruit in half before? so many questions! i hope they are resolved tomorrow!

You need to use the big one at Giza for grapefruits

The Aztec pyramids are for grating cheese…

It’s full employment to keep the peasants from getting restless.

I remember this one from Sesame Street. They’ll call it “Shirley.”

Anyone make the obligatory ‘pyramid scheme’ reference yet?

It all makes sense now! Stonehenge is an English muffin ring, and the Great Wall of China is vegetable peeler! And the Easter Island statues are salt and pepper shakers!

The Great Juicer of Giza :)